| REAL MEN parse the raw html in their heads and just imagine what the pictures are from the tags. | |
| -- Some guy on Slashdot | |
| "Never ascribe to malice, that which is adequately explained by incompetence" | |
| -- Napolean Bonaparte | |
| On what to name your programs: a.out I keep 'em straight by remembering filesizes :) | |
| -- trentfoly on Slashdot | |
| When an engineer claims to be fuelled by something other than caffeine, I'm immediately suspicious. | |
| -- jd on Slashdot. | |
| hmmmm what was that command? mke2fs -cj /dev/brain Yeah, that's it. | |
| -- Eric in the middle of Finals. | |
| I think the plan would have worked. But in the end I decided that ruling the world was too much trouble. So I took a nap instead. | |
| -- Dogbert. | |